26 March 2019
By Tim Koch
Tim Koch welcomes the brief return of the three-martini lunch.
‘Lunch is for wimps’ was one of the mantras of Gordon Gekko, the ultimate yuppie portrayed in the 1987 film, Wall Street. However, if Mr Gekko had attended the Hear The Boat Sing 10th Anniversary Lunch last Saturday, he would surely have changed his mind. An eclectic and erudite gathering of HTBS Types enjoyed delicious food, quaffable wines and good company, interrupted only by the opportunity to observe some high-class racing on the Thames at Hammersmith as four of the Boat Race fixtures plus the Oxford – Cambridge Men’s Lightweights fought it out along the Championship Course. The only sign of wimpery was once when a third glass of port was (initially) refused.
I prefaced my toast by reminding the assembled company of the ancient custom that I had just invented. As I uncorked the port, I noted that tradition dictated that the bottle was continually passed around the table to the left until it was empty. This originated with the Royal Navy on the grounds that the port side of a ship or boat is on the left. This is perfectly true of course, but it is left as you face the bow. Rowers are the only aquatics who face the stern; for them, port is on the right. Thus, I decreed that we should pass the port to the right.
The universities of Oxford and Cambridge were good enough to lay on some post-lunch entertainment for us.
In the early afternoon, there were four ‘fixture’ races when Oxford’s Boat Race crews (men’s and women’s Blue Boats and reserve crews) took on crews from Leander, Molesey and Tideway Scullers (not the University of London Boat Club as advertised) over the Putney to Mortlake course. The Oxford men’s Blue Boat beat Leander by a canvas, while the top Oxford Women beat Molesey over two pieces, the first by 1 1/2 lengths and the second by 1/4 length. Previously and subsequently, both the Oxford and the Cambridge men had/have been beaten by Oxford Brookes University. On 17 March, Brookes finished ‘well ahead’ of Oxford in two shorter races, and on 24 March, Brookes beat Cambridge by 2/3 length and ‘just under’ 1 length in another two race clash.
The final piece of entertainment on the Hammersmith bend was the 45th Oxford – Cambridge Lightweight Men’s Boat Race, the first time that it has been run over the full Tideway Course. For this year at least, the lightweight women have decided to race on 30 March at their traditional venue on the Henley course. A full report on the men’s race by William O’Chee will follow tomorrow on HTBS. Spoiler alert: Oxford won by 2 1/2 lengths.
The HTBS Lunch was catered by Boris and Ramsay of Hammersmith Riverside Events, which is based at Auriol Kensington. They cater for parties, dinners, civil partnership ceremonies, wedding receptions, conferences and workshops and they say that they pride themselves both on ‘flexibility and a very personal level of service’. Although a privately-run business, part of its profits goes to support rowing at AK.